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You'll want to check out the other two books in this series, Beat the Band and Call the Shots.įifteen-year-old Matt Gratton and his two best friends, Coop and Sean, always set themselves a summertime goal. The humour is crass, but spot on for teen boys. Great pick for reluctant readers. To save her family, Ava must journey on her own to a perilous part of the swamp called the Underworld, a harrowing odyssey from which she emerges a true heroine. Her mother, Swamplandia!’s legendary headliner, has just died her sister is having an affair with a ghost called the Dredgeman her brother has secretly defected to the World of Darkness in a last-ditch effort to keep their sinking family afloat and her father, Chief Bigtree, is AWOL. The Bigtree alligator wrestling dynasty is in decline - think Buddenbrooks set in the Florida Everglades - and Swamplandia!, their island home and gator-wrestling theme park, is swiftly being encroached upon by a sophisticated competitor known as the World of Darkness.Īva, a resourceful but terrified twelve year old, must manage seventy gators and the vast, inscrutable landscape of her own grief. This book could have been the love child of Charles Dickens and Neil Gaiman. To find her mother, Bee compiles email messages, official documents, secret correspondence-creating a compulsively readable and touching novel about misplaced genius and a mother and daughter's role in an absurd world. A trip to the end of the earth is problematic. But Bernadette's intensifying allergy to Seattle-and people in general-has made her so agoraphobic that a virtual assistant in India now runs her most basic errands. It began when Bee aced her report card and claimed her promised reward: a family trip to Antarctica. To her Microsoft-guru husband, she's a fearlessly opinionated partner to fellow private-school mothers in Seattle, she's a disgrace to design mavens, she's a revolutionary architect, and to 15-year-old Bee, she is a best friend and, simply, Mom. This was marketed as adult fiction but the story is narrated by the teen daughter of spectacularly stuck up and eccentric, Bernadette, Bee so YA can easily claim this.īernadette Fox is notorious.

Where'd You Go, Bernadette? by Maria SempleĪ mystery of a missing woman akin to Gone Girl, but without all the murder and narcissistic sociopaths. And one hysterically funny girl is savoring Gideon's every thought. But who is she? It's all incredibly confusing and intoxicating. On the other hand, Gideon actually likes Molly. Hooking up with Molly might be possible, but winning Pilar would be legendary. Gideon is torn-he wants to prove himself, but he also wants Pilar Benitez-Jones, the most beautiful girl he's ever seen.

Gideon's more than a little out of his league at Midvale, especially compared to Cullen and Nicholas, his charming but morally ambiguous roommates. They terrorize Gideon as they initiate him with a bet over Gid's borderline virginity, and the feisty, sexy Molly McGarry. The narrator of Inside the Mind of Gideon Rayburn can, and she tells us the story of her beloved Gid, an adorably clueless boy who flukes his way into one of the fanciest New England prep schools. What if you could get inside the head of the boy you love? Hear his every thought.? Know his every dream.? Listen in on his every fantasy.? And is a perfect mash-up of Facts of Life meets Pretty Little Liars. This is the first book in the Midvale Academy series. Inside the Mind of Gideon Rayburn by Sarah Miller Will Astrid finally meet her match in the form of public school? Will she find out who betrayed her and got her expelled from Bristol? Is Noah, the sweet and awkward boy she just met, hiding something? Just hearing the words 'public school' out loud made my mouth taste like urine (which, not coincidentally, is exactly how the public school smells).

This was just a horrible, mean thing to say. 'We think you should go to the public school,' Dad said. She only loves her grandfather, an incredibly rich politician who makes his money building nuclear warheads. She was kicked out of the elite Bristol Academy and she's intent on her own special kind of revenge to whomever betrayed her. She lives in a rocket ship in the backyard of her parents' estate.

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Our heroine is superbly flawed, and while you cringe at her seemingly uncaring actions and comments, you'll find yourself cheering for her.īeing Astrid Krieger is absolutely all it's cracked up to be. Not just another fish out of water scenario. Grab a steaming mug of hot chocolate and your favourite lap blanket. Then curl up in the squishy chair by the window and prepare to spit your drink across the room because these titles will have you guffawing faster than the Prancercise lady video.

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